Here I am, working away in my room, and there’s this noise coming from outside. It’s a familiar noise. It’s out on the balcony! What is it?
Ah yes, something my kid is extremely fond of chasing and can be found in any major city in North America:
Yup, pigeons. So, just for him, pictures of pigeons!
There we go, requisite “I’m a dad” moment achieved!